Yuck.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
04/12/2015 at 15:11 • Filed to: None

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This is a silly/gross non-car related story, so here's some filler for those who don't want to click through and read.

So I had the urge to go download a brownload while doing my usual weekend shopping, and it wasn't going to wait 'til I got home. A few minutes after I entered the stall, another person went into the stall next to mine. Almost immediately, the whole bathroom filled up with an absolutely brutal smell. Like someone had knocked off a piece of the wall to reveal a dead body or something. I mean, it's a public bathroom and it's not gonna smell good, but this was some next level shit right here, in more ways than one unfortunately. looked over to the gap between those flimsy walls separating the stall...

...there was a turd on the floor. Dude missed the pot completely.

You know how when you smell something really strong, you can taste it a little bit too? I spent the rest of yesterday afternoon trying to wash/drink down that taste out of my mouth. YECH.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:13

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download a brownload


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:15

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Ugh. That's fucking repulsive!

[sips coffee]


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:16

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So, you might say... Shit went down?


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:16

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Download a brownload - gotta use that one day. Oh, and try some coffee, drinking and inhaling the smell of that stuff usually works. It helped me get the smell of mealworms out of my sinuses.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:18

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"next level shit"

What you did there; I see it.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:23

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Oh, and how the fuck do you miss the bowl? Dude must have been trying to shit on the ground.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:25

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how does that even happen?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > f86sabre
04/12/2015 at 15:26

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I don't know. When you live in Florida for as long as I have, you stop questioning why impossible things happen and just accept that they will from time to time.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:27

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Don't you mean upload a brown load to the porcelain server?


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:31

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...there was a turd on the floor. Dude missed the pot completely.

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Funktheduck
04/12/2015 at 15:34

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There was definitely a shitty connection there.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > PS9
04/12/2015 at 15:40

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Once again, the Browns didn't make it to the Super Bowl.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > PS9
04/12/2015 at 16:34

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download a brownload

That shall join my list.

Other entries:

drop the kids off at the pool

gave birth to a food baby


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > PS9
04/12/2015 at 16:50

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Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > PS9
04/12/2015 at 16:52

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the Brown Bomber strikes again!


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > PS9
04/12/2015 at 17:36

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My wife would tell me sometimes there was dribble left on the seat when she would go to the restroom at her work, how ??